Just some quotes from the guy (A) sitting next to me talking to his friend (B) at the sushi bar:
A: "What month is it?"
B: "June."
A: "What year is it?"
B: "Uh....2010."
(Come on, folks. If you don't know the year, then do you REALLY care what month it is?)
The same guy (A) talking to the Bartender (C):
A: "Soooo, did you look into that thing I asked you about this morning?"
C: "No, but-"
A: "But you really didn't try..."
C: "No, I called a couple of people, but they didn't have anything."
(Again, REALLY? I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but you're really not fooling anyone. If you want drugs in OB, all you really gotta do is ask for them outright.)
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Let me clarify: I was sitting at the bar at a sushi restaurant. Not the sushi bar.
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